Grown Ups 2 (2013)

This will be a short review, as to save your time and money.

Grown Ups 2 is the second worst movie I’ve seen this year. Which, is saying alot because I’ve seen some pretty awful movies this year. This is a film that tries way too hard to be funny, by splicing together little skits that aren’t funny. Sandler and his crew have created a film where they get paid a lot of money to hangout and have a good time.

Anything you may have enjoyed about Grown Ups is gone here, including Rob Schneider. In this film, we follow Sandler, Spade, James, and Rock as they drink beer, drive a bus, jump off a cliff naked, gawk at scantily clad women, and throw a party. Along the way, Hayek, Rudolph, and Bello talk with kids, are swoon over a man, and beat up people. The kids swear, make poor choices, and find out cool things about themselves. Taylor Lautner and crew only serve to emulate fictitious frat boys.

There’s the movie. I hope that makes your decision clear. If not, check below for my Top Ten Thoughts on Grown Ups 2!

Speaking of terrible decisions, who’s up for another Grown Ups movie?!?!?

What I Didn’t Enjoy

What I Enjoyed Even Less

Any laughter is due to the poor quality of this film.

Salma Hayek only serves as eye candy.

The jump from PG to PG-13 is unnecessary and only hurts this film.

Boob scenes try and trick you into liking this movie.

SNL stars fail to make this film funny.

Kevin James is given way too many chances.

Adam Sandler makes poor choices.

David Spade without Chris Farley doesn’t work.

Rob Schneider isn’t in this film. Probably, because a sequel to Grown Ups is stupid.

Chris Rock isn’t funny in this film. Which, is a shame because I love his stand-up.

Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger are awful. They aren’t even listed in the cast.

There is LITERALLY no plot in this film. At all. Whatsoever.

Shaq tries to act.

This film is a bunch of skits put together. Except, these skits aren’t funny.

Nick Swardson plays himself, who really isn’t funny.

Everything that was OKAY about Grown Ups is completely gone in Grown Ups 2.

The kids in this film make sex jokes and swear…

I can’t take any of the cast members seriously… Ever again…

These guys’ are the worst dads ever.

This is the second worst film of 2013.

Overall:

This film is every bit as bad as I thought it would be and so much more. There is nothing redeemable about Grown Ups 2. The film is a waste of time and money. It’s as simple as that. Character development is poor, the language and sexuality is not needed, and there is no story in this film. Please don’t go see this… I might even pay you not to…

Grown Ups 2 Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhOWtVElqfw

.5 STARS!!!

0.5 / 5 stars     

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